5 Matches With… Rhino


 

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Match 1 – Rhino Vs Mike Awesome (10/09/1999) – http://dai.ly/k3L6mjE4wnNj7okB5sb

Decided to make use of my free trial on the WWE Network by watching some guys from ECW who don’t make my eyes bleed when I see them wrestle :).

Awesome is the ECW Champion and wastes no time showing Rhino who’s the MAN, knocking him down, out of the ring and all over the ringside area!

Mike awesome flies around with a dive and a flying clothesline, showing how athletic he truly was despite his size. Seems he was only really ever able to show that off in ECW.

Speaking of flying, Rhino with a diving headbutt!!!

Fuck me, Rhino lands on the back of his head from a massive German Suplex!

AWESOME BOMB OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR THROUGH A TABLE~!

AWESOME SPLASH from the top rope and Mike Awesome wins. This was a squash match :lmao. Time to move on to 2000 and see if Rhino is doing any better :p.

 

Match 2 – Rhino Vs Tajiri (05/12/2000) – http://dai.ly/k8FPIfBMVglsVLkB5W1

Tajiri :mark:. Might have to do a 5 Matches With Tajiri next and watch his ECW stuff too.

Match wasn’t originally planned, but Rhino comes in and decks Tajiri, leading to him challenging the Japanese Buzzsaw!

Tajiri with those KICKS :mark:.

GREEN MIST~! KICK TO THE HEAD~!

Corino runs in and gets a kick to the face too! Jack Victory is also a dude who is there and does nothing!

DOUBLE STOMP THROUGH THE TABLE TO CORINO~!

Tajiri turns around and expericences the GORE! GORE! GOOOORE!

PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH A TABLE~!

That’s the end of that. Short, sweet, but Rhino was barely even in the match :lmao.

 

Match 3 – Rhino Vs Gary Wolfe (07/07/2000) – http://dai.ly/k6aAl27aGsJSpekB5ll

PITBULL #1~!

He attacks Rhino, sets up a table in the corner and gets GORED through it :lmao.

PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH A TABLE~!

Match is over :lmao. Does Rhino have any matches longer than 5 minutes in ECW? :lmao

 

Match 4 – Rhino Vs Raven (07/15/2000) – http://dai.ly/k3s1MF5ElJgdTRkB5ws

Cyrus, the Network dude, introduces Rhino and his introduction is longer than the previous match :lmao.

Rhino actually gets to do something in this match, controlling most of it and even kicking out of the EVEN FLOW DDT.

GORE! GORE! GORE!

Rhino wins in another short match. These have all been fun for what they were, but far too short.

 

Match 5 – Rhino Vs Rob Van Dam (08/18/2000) – http://dai.ly/k7xH3LfmMsnwWIkB5Rd

RVD, after being TV champ for 23 months and having to give it up due to a broken leg, is back to reclaim it by going one on one with RHINO.

Rhino is out to HURT RVD here it seems! He’s mauling him on the outside!

Oh hey Dave Sapolsky filming the show.

GORE! GORE! GOOORE! Rhino just sat RVD down in a plastic chair and GORED him!

POWERBOMB~!

A kick to the face gives RVD some time to recover, and now he’s on the comeback!

Now that RVD has control, he starts playing to the fans like a moron :p. Luckily for him Rhino doesn’t recover enough to kill him.

VANDAMINATOR~!

5 STAR FROG SPLASH~!

Before he can make the cover, Justin Credible shows up with a chair and attacks RVD!!!

The bell is rung and poor RVD doesn’t get his title back.

Finally, a full match lol. Still under 10 minutes though, and with a DQ finish, but Rhino looked fantastic in it.

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